15 things you can say only at Christmas

You can say these 15 things only over the Christmas period – so take advantage and have a little giggle, won’t you. Laughter, after all, is the best medicine.

Fifteen things you can get away with saying over Christmas: 

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4. I’ve never seen a better spread!
5. I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
6. It’s a little dry – do you still want to eat it?
7. Don’t play with your meat!
8. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
9. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
10. How long will it take after you put it in?
11. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
12. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
13. That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!
14. I’m so full! I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.
15. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more!