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A guy walks into a bar, puts a box on the counter and takes out a tiny piano.
Then he takes out a tiny man, seats him at the piano and gets him to play.
The bartender is amazed and says, “That’s amazing where did you get this guy?”
The guy says, “I was walking on the beach and I came across an old lamp. I was cleaning it up when a genie appeared and told me I could make a wish.”
“Wow, can I try it?”
So the guy gives him the lamp, the bartender rubs it, the genie appears and the bartender makes his wish.
Just then in walk a whole pile of ducks, the bar is absolutely full of ducks.
The bartender says “I think your genie is hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”
The guy says, “Tell me about it, Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
Celia
You would be better off to post this question in the GARDENING SEGMENT
Where people interested in gardening may be able to find it.
I do believe RnR put up this link
https://forums.yourlifechoices.com.au/the_meeting_place/topic/in-the-garden
I went fishing one morning, but after a short time, I ran out of prawns.
Then I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in its mouth…
Frogs are good barra bait.
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bitten.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
It was that bloody snake with two more frogs!
An Elderly Couple Are At Maccas
They order one meal between the two of them and go and sit down.
The guy in the booth next to them notices they’ve only got one meal and offers to buy them another one.
The elderly man says, “No thank you, we share everything.”
The elderly man then cuts the burger in half and gives half to his wife. She starts to eat and the elderly man just sits there.
The guy in the booth looks over again and this time notices the elderly man isn’t eating yet.
So he asks, “Why aren’t you eating as well?
The elderly man replies, “I’m waiting for the dentures.”
